This is my blog. I don’t even count it as a blog. I don’t blog. It’s a list of pictures and things and words and songs that I like. It’s a pin board. Pintrest is stupid. David Karp has pretty eyes.
You can scroll through everything I’ve ever posted. Endless scrolling. That’s cool. It might take forever. This blog may or may not consist of food, Ghibli, katamari, adventure time, zombies, drag queens, jackass, kittens, movies, techno, hipsters, landscapes, fish, doodles, prime time, big brother, my cats, my friends, new york, beds, people I don’t know, people I do know, bats, can openers, chairs, racing cars, clothing, shoes, comic books, nail polish, other peoples cats, light fixtures, ice cream, mannequins, guns, Avatar (the child, not the blue people), flash mobs, orchestras, mountains, Stephen Colbert, kirby, pasta, Wes Anderson, romaine lettuce, Second City, Bill Murray, the beach, plants, Steve Zissou, Steve Martin, Steve Carrell, Steve Jobs, Steve (from Blues Clues), spongebob, spengebab, everything against Lena Dunham, hams, robots, cephalopods, pretzels, ghosts, Ed Helms, Paul Rudd, bloody mary’s, Bloody Mary, Democrats, snow, rabbits, paper crafts, paper planes, real planes, submarines, Quentin Tarantino, Guillermo Del Toro, ghosts, monsters, serial killers, regular killers, True Blood, Joel and Ethan Coen, Dexter, Dexter the genius, Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup, Samurai Jack, Dagget and Norbert, Sailor Moon, the moon, sailors, Hamtaro, Nadesico, Richard Ayoade, sea shells, slippers, hot pockets, Fringe, the fringe on my forehead, frogs, bow ties, Community (the show, not the neighborhood), NBC, HBO, CNN, chickadees, chicks, boys, men, babies, models, singers, drummers, guitarists, Lemony Snicket, MGMT, The Hives, Neon Trees, tree branches, avocados, pizza, mangoes, and other things I may or may not like.
This is my cat. His name is Nemo. Not like the fish, like the little boy. And also like the adventurer.
I have another cat. She’s a Japanese Bobtail. She looks like a skunk. She’s like the cat Pepie Le Pew loves. She’s not very photogenic.
This is my dog.
These are my friends
We do really weird things in New York, like in the subways or our dorm rooms or in the MET.
This is my other friend Payton. He has a tumblr. He likes to take shirtless pictures while wearing silly hats.